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The Thrawn Trilogy

2009-05-17T00:54:00.000-07:00

I just finished reading a trilogy of Star Wars books entitled The Thrawn Trilogy. This is a Sequel Trilogy to Star Wars: The Original Trilogy, and I must say, it is scrumtrilecent. Timothy Zahn, award-winning author wrote this trilogy is the early 90's, back when Star Wars Extended Universe (Fan Fiction) content was on the fall. This series is now accepted as the final trilogy of the Star Wars series because of the exceptional writing portrayed throughtout all the books. The book picks up only a couple years after the end of Return of the Jedi, after the New Republic has been established, Leia is married to Han, and pregnant, and Luke is teaching her how to manipulate the Force and become a Jedi. The enemy of this trilogy is primarily Thrawn, though a "Jedi" (don't want to spoil anything), C'baoth plays an important role as well. The conflict seems rather trivial at first, with only a small group of the Empire remaining, but as the battle escalates, Zahn's writing truly shines, competing with George Lucas' original trilogy, and in some ways surpassing it. It's hard to sum up this trilogy, but if you are a Star Wars fan at all, this is the one series you cannot pass up. Here's a link to buy them, just to prove how incredible the books really are:

Amazon - The Heir to the Empire: Book 1

Trust me, this is worth your time.

Worksurfing or Work-surfing?

2009-05-17T00:15:00.000-07:00

I have come to a crossroads. I have decided I am going to get a real domain for my website, making it even more fun and interesting, with *gasp* more than one page! I've got a few ideas to expand Bored at Work, but what's important right now is the name of this future internet juggernaut. I am going to put up a poll about it for everyone to vote, and you can also comment on which you think is better, or give me a suggestion for another name. Well, keep on your worksurfing, or work-surfing if you prefer, but remember, I need to reach a decision by the end of the week, so vote while you can!

When You Think Life Can Get No Better...

2009-05-02T23:18:00.000-07:00

I was excited about the Wii announcement this weekend. I really was, but now I am presented with the best news I have heard since the sequel to Kingdom Hearts. That's right, Kingdom Hearts 2: Final Mix has just been offcially announced, and it will be amazing. The picture shows a lot, but all that matters is the middle. Click the pic for a better view. This game means that Kingdom Hearts is not only still going, but we can hope for a next game within the next 2 years. Now look at this picture, and wonder how you ever lived without it.

Online Video Game Player

2009-04-24T13:57:00.000-07:00

I just recently got an email from my uncle, and in it was a link. This site contains 1000's, yes thousands of free online games, anywhere from Super Mario Bros. It is still in Beta, and isn't anywhere near perfected, but if you need a quick or extremely long fix, this is the place to go. Not too many people seem to be visiting this website, so spread it around, as it can provide hours of fun. I'll be putting it in one of my link sections later too. Have fun, but not at school/work! Fun is forbidden!

2009-04-17T13:29:00.000-07:00

i just spent 45 minutes of my life gathering information for an analyst in a spreadsheet so they could see how many units of title "A" have been received over the life of the product.

side bar - an analysts job entails two things; running reports in whatever system their company uses and analyzing that data.

this analyst asked me what reports i run in the system if i wanted to see how many units i had made. i'll rephrase that last sentence so those of you who don't do this for a living can hopefully understand. this analyst asked me what reports i run in the system if i wanted to ANALYZE how many units i had made.

i'm in manufacturing, i could give three shits to ever know how many units i have made. my job is to make them; your job is to fucking analyze them.

Through the Fire and the Flames

2009-03-26T12:54:00.000-07:00

Ok, I'm back, and once again I apologize for the extended absense. Bunch of news though, so hold tight. Alright, first off the Adult Swim TV Online blog is going to be going down rather soon, much sooner than I would have liked, because after posting on the Adult Swim forums about it, an Admin told me it was wrong. Bad me. Anyway, now that the bad news is out of the way, some good news!

Guitar Hero II will be amazing, that much is obvious, but now it has been confirmed that Thunder Horse (a Metalocalypse song) and Trogdor (a song from Homestar Runner) will officially be in the game.

Another piece of rock news, I have found an amazing band - DragonForce. DF is a british power metal band that is not very well known in America, but through their use of amazing dual-guitars and the fastest drumming the world has ever seen, combined with fantastical lyrics and slight video game influences, this has become my new favorite band. Don't be surprised if you see a music video cropping up in the next few days. If you want to see more about DragonForce, head to their website.

Guild Wars: Nightfall WPE

2009-02-03T00:26:00.000-08:00

This is the first video released for the new game Guild Wars: Nightfall coming out October 21st, I think. Anyway, the second video was released today, so I'll post it later this week or weekend. This weekend is the big World Preview Event for Nightfall where the new classes, Dervish and Paragon are going to be playable in PvE for the first time ever. Be there or be not an awesome PC gamer! Yeah!

Editor-in-Chief

2009-01-27T01:03:00.000-08:00

Alright, I have officially taken way too long to post, but for good reason. I just recently became (drum roll, please) the new Editor at the GWVault at IGN. This is a sub-site from IGN that is all about Guild Wars, and with Nightfall just beyond the horizon, I decided that I would jump on to the team and help out. Check out the site for any news about Guild Wars, and you might even see something from me on there. Who knows? Well, I will start posting again here on Work-Surfing, at least more often than I have been, so happy surfing!

2009-01-17T00:23:00.000-08:00

I spent a lot of time tonight working on the Adult Swim TV Online Blog (ASO for short), and I am finally done. Now I am just going to add episodes and do whatever I can to get as many Adult Swim shows as possible. Must find Metalocalypse!

Wii Announcement

2009-01-12T00:21:00.000-08:00

Here it is.

November 19th the Wii will be released for $249.99, and will come packaged with one controller and Wii Sports.

No, it isn't a gigantic surprise, but at least it is finally set in stone. The games from Nintendo will cost $50.00, and third party titles have not been given a price. Wii-Motes are rather expensive, at $40.00, and the Nunchuck attachment for $20.00 more. I will be purchasing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and Red Steel, and possibly Excite Truck on November 19th, and I will laugh at those trying to get a PS3 that has been sold out for two days. Wii rules.

1,000,000 Wii's: The Ultimate Awesomeness

2009-01-07T17:47:00.000-08:00

Well, I've taken a break from my WPE weekend to tell you all that the president of Nintendo of Canada has announced that there will be 1 millions units of Wii shipped to North America at launch, the biggest amount of systems in years, if not ever. No shortages this time (cough*Xbox360*cough), just great games (30 at least before the year ends) and a good time!

Show prescription, take sex drugs, say chemists

2009-01-02T02:07:00.000-08:00

After Surat gangrape, retailers decide not to sell sex drugs without proper prescription

The Surat gangrape and other incidents of crime against women in the state have made citizens more conscious. NGO's, political organisations and state government are demanding concrete actions and reforms to prevent such incidents in the future. Surat Medical Retailers Association in the city too has decided not to sell contraceptives and sex-enhancement drugs, such as Viagra, and Penegra to anyone without prescription.

Retailers say that youth in the city are the largest buyers of contraceptives and other medicines that enhance sex life.

"It will affect our sales, but the decision has been taken to prevent untoward incidents in the future. Youths buy medicines such as Levitra, Cialis, Zocorm, Hyzar, Tadafill and other drugs without prescription," Deepak Sharma, owner of Shanti Medical Store in Udhna said.

Sharma added that all medical retailers in the city will follow the norms set by the association, however official declaration will be made in coming days by the Surat Medical Retailers Association.

"The decision still personally depends upon the medical store owners. There is no such guarantee that the vendor would not sell medicines to known customers even if they do not have a prescription from a doctor. The medicines may also be sold illegally, but it is difficult to avoid it," Jayesh Pansuria, owner of Umiya Medical Stores in Varachha said.

Rather than making personal decisions, a concrete formula has to be framed involving state government, medical retailers and district administration. A governing authority is needed to check upon medical stores and punish them," Pansuria added. buying sildenafil online virginia

2008-12-11T13:09:00.000-08:00

Someone in Sales just asked me if a limited edition sku we released on DVD was in fact, on DVD. Sales never ceases to amaze me with the lack of knowledge they have about the products they are pitching

2008-12-04T11:13:00.000-08:00

since this blog is just starting out, let me bring you up to speed with a quick a quick recap "greatest hits" of retarded issues i've had to deal with in the passed month or so and what department asked me:

sales - they asked me, manufacturing dude, what price we sold a certain title to customers for. let me say that again, someone in sales askes someone in manufacturing, what price they, sales, we're supposed to sell a game for.

sales - a customer asked them on a collector's title we had, game disc and dvd, which disc was the game disc and which disc was the dvd. sales, not knowing their product (you see a pattern here?), asked the question of us. opening a sample had the two discs, one plainly labeled "dvd" and if anyone has ever seen a game disc, go ahead, go grab one off your shelf and look at the game disc, the other clearly labeld with whatever platform it was on.

everyone - this is an oldy but a goodie. i posed the question pre-release of a new title on if that game should have an online code. the game genre and the the franchise in which it was in made it CLEAR to me (a gamer) that this game absolutely required an online code; there is no way this title wouyldn't have one. my question went thru the channels, all the way up to the producer who said it didn't need one. needless to say, the day before ship, word came down that it did indeed require one. everyone just rolled over and buckled while i kept shouting. and who did this effect? who had to work late to make sure product was reworked in time? whose budget did it hit? yeah

finance - sitting down with finance and literally walking them thru simple arithmetic, explaining a rebate "if you make XX number of units and you pay YY dollars for each, when you surpass XX number of units, you get a rebate back of ZZ cents to be applied to YY dollars we paid on all XX units". it had to be one of the most anxiety filled meetings i've been in during my entire career.

more to come but for now, time to go home and cry myself to sleep in my beer

Christmas Soup

2008-11-29T01:01:00.000-08:00

Here is a holiday story that you might find funny. My sister-in-law went with her father to one of his Eagles Club Dinners and they had a really good soup so she got the recipe. We were planning our Christmas "get-together" so she said she would bring this soup she got the recipe for. My sister-in-law works full time plus keeps up with my niece who is two months older than my son so she kind of harried sometimes. She started buying the ingredients for this soup which along the way should have set off warning bells but she didn't notice.

For example, the recipe called for FOUR packages of fresh mushrooms. My sister-in-law lives about 3 miles outside a very small town so she likes to shop at the little store there as much as possible so it stays open rather than driving the 15 miles into the decent sized town my brother works in. The little store only had three packages of mushroom which was more than likely their whole weeks inventory. So she called my brother at work and asked him to pick up another package of mushrooms in town before he came home. After she got home, she noticed the recipe called for ONE CUP of pepper...another warning sign missed. She didn't have a full cup of pepper in her pepper box so called my brother again and added a big box of pepper to her list. After, my brother arrived home with the rest of her ingredients, she started to slice all the vegetables and put the soup together. Alas she read down far enough to discover that she needed two large stockpots rather than just the one she had been tossing things into. She was in trouble because she only had one stockpot so she called my mother because her mother doesn't cook much, less you count warming frozen food.

She explained to my Mother that she needed to borrow a stock pot. Mom said, "I thought you had one of those?" She did but claimed the recipe she was using called for two. Mom said this couldn't be right because you normally only need one to make soup. So she asked that my sister-in-law read her the recipe, she got to the four packages of mushrooms and Mom said, "Is it a Mushroom soup"? No, it was actually a vegetable soup. When she got to the cup of pepper, Mom laughed. "You have enough soup to feed an army", Mom said. So she was going to end up with two big stockpots of soup. Mom suggested freezing some which was a good idea, so all the freezer containers she had were filled. At the party, she kept pushing the soup..."Have some more soup!" It was really good soup but not that you would want two pots of it. Mom offered to cut the recipe down for my sister-in-law because she had no idea you could do that. *grin* Poor girl didn't have much of a cooking role model so you really can't blame her. We all went home with containers of soup as Mom brought over more containers with her. We had all had a good laugh over the Christmas Soup.

We are lucky to have her still with us because of past Christmas'. One year, Mom had made chicken livers special for my brother because he loves them and his wife won't cook them for him because they are gross. (I don't eat them either.) So my brother eat them and fed some to his daughter who liked them too, while my sister-in-law cried because he was feeding gross things to her baby. Cruel.

Another time, my father fed her pickled herring in cream sauce on a Ritz cracker. He told her was a "Slaa-ja" which I believe is the Polish name for those, as she was smart enough to ask. She rushed to the bathroom after that taste.

She's the most wonderful sister-in-law that I could have and we love her but we sure are hard on her.

Halloween! How About a Scary Review?

2008-10-31T12:57:00.000-07:00

Alright, I am all dressed up in my sweater in jeans for the scariest day of the year! (see: sarcasm) Halloween is not scary anymore, not after I bought F.E.A.R. FEAR is a PC game that has some of the scariest junk you will ever glimpse through a lit screen. After 2 hours of downloading it, I finally pressed play...and nothing happened. The game started off much like the demo I had played a couple weeks earlier. Then a bloody face appeared on the screen in the middle of someone talking to me. The screen turned white momentarily until the character's eyes began to clear. He was lying down on a table of some sort staring into a blinding light. The game immediatly flashed back to reality, and I slowly backed away.

After I got over my first FEAR of the game, I sat back down and put my hand on the mouse. I was in some building where I was required to take care of a mad squad of clones that had just let loose a vampire from jail. A vampire. So I walk through the building, and for the most part, not too much scariness jumps out at me. I reach the roof, turn a corner, and get smacked square in the face by the vampire. No, that was not very nice. The rest of the game followed suit with people jumping out and hiding behind every corner, waiting to shred me to pieces. By the time I had gotten into an office building where cloaked, malfunctioning droids that could travel at the speed of a car were jumping from the ceiling and the walls, I was ready to go to bed. And I never even mentioned the little creepy girl.

Way too much scariness, but still, it was one of the most fun times I've ever had playing a game, and it got my heart rate up higher than any workout ever has. If you aren't faint of heart, check it out.

Reasons to Like Beer

2008-10-31T06:05:00.001-07:00

Beer Glass A handful of 7 year old children were asked "What they thought of beer". Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

"I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the rettier my mom gets."
--Tim, 7 years old

"Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. "
--Mellanie, 7 years old

"My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny."
--Grady, 7 years old

"My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing."
--Toby, 7 years old

"My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old

"My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool."
--Lilly, 7 years old

"I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting."
--Ethan, 7 years old

"I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep."
--Shirley, 7 years old

"My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense."
--Jack, 7 years old

Kids Have The Answers!

2008-10-21T06:04:00.000-07:00

The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
* One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
* You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it you got hit, so never mind.
* Talc is found on rocks and on babies.
* The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.
* When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms, But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
* When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
* Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
* While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
* Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
* South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
* Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
* Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
* A vibration is a motion that can’t make up its mind which way it wants to go.
* There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.
* There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.
* Lime is a green-tasting rock.
* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
* Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.
* Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.
* Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother.
* Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
* We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
* To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
* In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H’s as O’s.
* Clouds are high flying fogs.
* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
* Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.
* Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water. We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won’t drown when we breathe.
* Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.
* Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
* In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.
* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog’s tongue will kill the strongest man.
* A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
* A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
* A monsoon is a French gentleman.
* Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
* Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
* It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.
* The wind is like the air, only pushier.

Dear dumb departed Rob

2008-10-17T22:30:00.001-07:00

The guy who used to live in house immediately behind ours had 2 sons. The youngest one, Rob (stupider than turnips), pissed as a fart needs a shite. His bedroom door faces the bathroom door, this is too far for him too stagger apparently because his brother (tony) tells of the time he stood barefoot in a poo that was half jammed under Robs door. The next bit is heresay but the story apparently continues with Tony proving himself the spirit incarnate of Bruce Lee. Poo still lodged squidgilly between toes, he whoops, ki-ar's and hiyahs poor stupid rob until a final arm snapping wha-dah brings the events to messy painful conclusion.